Built on a $13M+ Portfolio Framework

You Spent 4 Hours in a Spreadsheet. The Deal Still Didn't Pencil.

The Velocity of Money Underwriting Tool scores your hotel deal in 60 seconds — tells you exactly what to offer, where the returns actually come from, and the 3 moves that turn a “maybe” into a “hell yes.”

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60s
Per analysis
0–100
Velocity Score
4
Buy Box price points
3
Deal improvement levers

The 3 Mistakes That Kill Hotel Deals

Your spreadsheet doesn't flag what matters. These are the assumptions that quietly destroy deals — and the ones I see every week on group calls.

1

Expense ratio too low

Same hotel, same revenue, same price. At 55%, it's a 3.4x MOIC. At 70%, it tanks the valuation, kills cash flow, and makes refinancing impossible. One input. That's the difference.

2

Ancillary revenue dependency

An investor modeled a resort at $1.7M. Looked incredible — until I zeroed out the wedding revenue. Room revenue alone barely covered expenses. The deal collapsed.

3

You don't know your buy box

You're evaluating at the asking price. But what if the deal only works at $4M and they're asking $6.5M? That's not a negotiation. That's a pass. The tool finds your number.

Someone brings a deal to the group call. They've spent days in the spreadsheet. They're excited. They've modeled the ancillary revenue, layered in wedding income, projected 75% occupancy. Then I change one variable. I push the expense ratio from 55% to 70%. The deal collapses. The numbers weren't wrong. The assumptions were.

5 Outputs. 60 Seconds. The Truth About Your Deal.

Paste in a deal. The tool delivers five things no spreadsheet gives you — built on the same framework behind a $13M+ portfolio.

1

Velocity Score (0–100)

A single number that tells you if this deal has velocity — or if your capital is going to sit there and do nothing. Weighted toward the things that actually build wealth.

Equity Creation (MOIC)40 pts
Speed of Capital (IRR)25 pts
Tax Efficiency15 pts
Stability & Optionality20 pts

85+ means serious velocity. Below 50, you're parking capital.

87
Velocity Score
2

Velocity Buy Box

Stop evaluating at the asking price. The tool reverse-engineers the maximum purchase price that hits your target returns — then gives you four numbers: Listed, Ideal, Max, and Stretch.

A 78-unit hotel near Yosemite at $6.5M only worked at $4M. That's a 38% gap. Clear pass. 60 seconds.

Stretch $4,800,000
Max $4,200,000
Ideal $3,650,000
Listed $5,200,000
3

Conservative vs. Optimized

Every deal has two versions: the version where everything goes right, and the version where it doesn't. The tool shows both for the only four metrics that matter: MOIC, IRR, Annual Cash Flow, and Stabilized Value.

Underwrite conservatively, execute aggressively. This tool enforces it.

CONSERVATIVE
MOIC
2.4x
IRR
18.2%
Cash Flow
$185K
Value
$4.8M
OPTIMIZED
MOIC
3.4x
IRR
24.1%
Cash Flow
$285K
Value
$6.2M
4

Return Attribution (5-Year)

Most investors obsess over cash flow. Cash flow is ~30% of your total return. Equity creation is ~60%. The Return Attribution shows you the dollar amount and percentage of each — so you stop optimizing for the wrong thing.

Did you see cash flow on the accelerators for the velocity of money? No.

Equity Creation$720K — 60%
Cash Flow$360K — 30%
Tax Benefits$120K — 10%
Total MOIC 3.4x on $350K invested
5

Top 3 Deal Improvement Levers

Every deal can get better. The question is where. The tool identifies the three highest-impact changes ranked by effect on MOIC or IRR. One sentence, one quantified impact, one recommendation. No theory.

This is what turns “interesting” into “submit the LOI.”

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Negotiate purchase price down $200K

MOIC improves from 2.1x to 2.8x. Stabilized value exceeds all-in cost by 35%.

+0.7x MOIC

Improve ADR by $15/night

Adds $380K in stabilized value through NOI improvement at current cap rate.

+$380K value

Shift from bridge to SBA 504

Lower blended rate and longer amortization improve annual cash flow and recycle speed.

IRR 14% → 19%

Built for People Who Are Actually Doing Deals

Gideon, Anthony & Alex

Spent 6 months underwriting deals weekly during the worst market conditions. Created their own accountability pod, stayed persistent, kept submitting LOIs.

Landed the Solvang hotel deal
Cherish

Ran a $1.7M resort deal through the tool. The Velocity Score flagged the ancillary revenue dependency. Restructured her offer with realistic projections.

Avoided a fragile deal
Owen

Analyzing a 21-unit lodge near the Smoky Mountains with sellers under pressure. The Buy Box told him exactly where to start his offer.

Conservative snapshot confirmed the deal
Bryce

Ran a 78-unit hotel near Yosemite at $6.5M asking. Tool showed it only works at $4M — a 38% discount. Clear pass, zero time wasted.

Moved on to the next deal that afternoon

Simple, Transparent Pricing

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Monthly
$29 / month
Full access, cancel anytime.
  • Unlimited deal analyses
  • Listing auto-import (Zillow, Redfin, Crexi, LoopNet)
  • Velocity Score (0–100)
  • Buy Box with 4 price points
  • Scenario comparison & sensitivity
  • Return Attribution & Deal Levers
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Every price point, every structure, every stress test. No per-use cost.

2x Weekly Live Calls

I pull up your deal, plug in the numbers, change variables, give you a verdict.

Private Community

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Straight Answers

“I can figure this out with my own spreadsheet.”

You can. I did for years. But my spreadsheet never gave me a Velocity Score, a reverse-engineered buy box, or the three highest-impact levers. It never flagged when my expense ratio was too optimistic or my DSCR went red on the refi. The tool catches what you miss — in 60 seconds instead of 4 hours. And your first analysis is free.

“Is it really free to start?”

Yes. 7 days, full access, no credit card. You'll run real deals and see real numbers. If it changes how you evaluate — and it will — plans start at $29/month or $199/year.

“I'm not ready for hotels yet.”

If you're thinking about real estate at all, the tool shows you what great deals look like. It teaches you to evaluate like someone who's done this hundreds of times. Run a deal for free. When you are ready, you won't be starting from zero.

“What makes this different from other tools?”

No existing AI tool is specifically built for boutique hotel deal analysis. Hotels have complex P&Ls, revenue management layers, and seasonality that generic tools can't handle. This is built on the Velocity of Money framework — the same methodology behind $13M+ in acquisitions. It doesn't just say “good deal.” It tells you if it has velocity.

You're Already Doing the Work.
The Tool Makes the Work Count.

Start your free trial. See the score. See the buy box. See where the returns actually come from. Then decide.

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